User blog:MrWubbzy/Fanfiction since everyone else is doing it.

Lol hi im making one too ;)

Misty was sitting at a table eating soup, her favorite kind of soup, chicken noodle. She slurped some down while watching "The View". "Why didn't Hillary win?" She asked herself. The phone rang, Misty jumped, her soup slightly splashing. Misty took a second to recover, and walked over to the phone. She grabbed the phone and put it to her ear. "Hello?" She waited for a reply.

"Is Dixie there?" A mans voice answered.

"Um no,"

"Dixie Normous?" The voice asked again.

"Never heard of them, bye."

"Okay, bye, I'mma slit your throat now."

"Wha-" The caller hung up. "Stupid prank calls." Misty sat back down at the table and reached for her spoon, when she realized it was gone. "Why?" She stood up and grabbed her bowl of soup and walked over to the sink. She placed the bowl in the sink and something caught her eye, it was a woman, or was it? It was a person dressed in woman's clothing wearing a woman mask. "Ivanka Trump?" Misty realized, "Oh fucking NO! NO WALLS AT MY HOUSE!" Misty grabbed a knife and marched outside and approaced Ivanka. "FUCKING GET OFF MY PROPERTY BEFORE I KILL YOU!" Misty raised the knife. Then, Ivanka raised her hand, and in that hand was the spoon, sharpened. "What?" Ivanka quickly sliced Misty's throat with the sharpened spoon. Misty fell to the ground, staring up at Ivanka. Ivanka then grabbed the knife Misty had and plunged it into her back. Misty then died.

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