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~WC~

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Across from the table is the fifth wheel, Randy. A tall and gangly kid with no such Billy-like aspirations. A witty jokester who elevates geek to coolness.

Randy: Because their bodies were gutted.

Randy: That was an ice pick-not exactly the same,

Randy: Remember in Jaws, when they caught the wrong shark at first and Richard Dreyfuss cut it open to look for body parts and all they found was a license plate and all this milky white goo.

Randy: Before she dumped him for Steve.

Randy: And are the police you dated the victim?

Randy: It would certainly improve your high school Q.

Randy: Oooooh... was that before or after he sliced and diced?

Randy: Working, thank you.

Randy: Twice.

Randy: Besides, it would takes a man to do something like that.

Randy: Did you really put her liver in the mailbox? I heard they found her liver in the mailbox.

Randy: We had a run in the mass murder section.

Randy: Yeah, I'm off early- curfew you know.

Randy: Now, that's poor taste.

Randy: If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath, would you standing in the horror section?

Randy: You're such a little lap dog. He's got killer printed all over his forehead.

Randy: Because, obviously they don't watch enough movies. Prom Night revisited.

Randy: There's always some stupid bull**** reason to kill your girlfriend. That's the beauty of it all. Simpicity. Besides, if it gets too complicated, you lose your target audience.

Randy: Maybe Sidney woudn't have sex with him.

Randy: Now that Billy's tried to mutate her, you think Sidney would go with me?

Randy: Because he's probably dead. His body will come popping out in the next reel somewhere... eyes gauged out... fingers cut off... teeth knocked out... See, the police are always are off track with this sh**, if they'd Prom Night, they'd save time. There's a formula to it. A very simple formula! EVERBODY'S A SUSPECT!

Randy: Uh...hi, Billy.

Randy: You're absolutely right. I'm the first to admit it. If this were a scary movie, I woud be the prime suspect.

Randy: It's the millennium. Motives are incidental.

Randy: And, you are telling me that's not a killer?

Randy: Yeeaaah!

Randy: I'd thought we'd make it Blockbuster night.

Randy: I had 'em in the foreign section.

Randy: She's the Scream Queen.

Randy: How many Evil Dead's?

Randy: How many Hellraiser's?

Randy: We could be like two grief-stricken students and we'll say really nice things about our good friends who were slaughtered senselessy.

Randy: You get it.

Randy: What's Leatherface doing here?

Randy: There goes my chance with Sid.

Randy: Oh, really, Alicia?

Randy: As if... I'm going to check on them.

Randy: Here comes another...

Randy: Shhhhh...

Randy: Not until Trading Place in '83, Jamie Lee was always the virgin in horror movies. She did not show her until she went legit.

Randy: That's why she always lived. Only virgins can outsmart the killer in the big chase scene at the end. Don't you know The Rules?

Randy: There are certain rules one must abide by to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, Number One, you can never have sex. Big No No! Sex equals death! Number Two, Never drink or do drugs. The sin factor. It's a extension of Number One. Never, never, ever, ever, under any circumstance, say I'll be back, because you won't be back.

Randy: Yeah.

Randy: See, you push The Rules and you end up dead. I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.

Randy: Look, here come the obligatory  shot.

Randy: Hello... Yeah..

Randy: Listen up... They found Principal Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung from the goal post on the football field.

Randy: We were just getting to the good part.

Randy: No Jamie, Uh, watch out. Watch out, Jamie. You know he's around. You- you know- Look. Look,there he is. I told you. I told you he was right around the corner. Jamie. Jamie. Jamie, look behind you. Turn around, behind you. All the time! Behind you! Behind you, Jamie. Jamie, turn around. Ohh! God! Yeah.

Randy: What's going on?

Randy: SIDNEY!

Randy: Jesus, we gotta the fu** out of here!

Randy: Don't shoot. It's me.

Randy: Listen to me, Sid. I found Tatum. She's dead. I think Stu did it...

Randy: Don't listen to him. It's him. He's the one.

Randy: No, Sid.

Randy: No, Sid. Open up!

Randy: Help me...

Randy: Stu's flipped out. He's gone mad.

Randy: Oh- fu**

Randy: I probably should be. I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin.

Randy: Careful. This is the moment where you think the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare.

Randy: Oh.. Ow.. Ow..

As you noticed, I am a devoted of Randy Meeks!

I love the magnificent film series, Star Wars and the two films, Scream & Scream 3!

Scream is amazing!

Hi!

~WC~