User blog:HorrorFanatic/The Rules

1. You may not survive if you have sex. 2. You may not survive if you drink or do drugs. 3. Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances say "I`ll be right back." Cause you won`t be back. 4. The body count is always bigger than you expect. 5. The killings are always much more elaborate, with more blood and gore. 6. "Never, ever, assume the killer is dead." 7. "You`ve got a killer who’s gonna be superhuman. Stabbing him won’t work, shooting him won’t work. Basically, you gotta cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him, or blow him up." 8. "Anyone can die." 9. "The past will come back to bite you in the ass. Whatever you think you know about the past, forget it. The past is not at rest! Any sins you think were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you." 10. The victims are always who you don`t expect. 11. Unexpected is the new cliche. 12. Virgins can die now. 13. To be the new version, you know 2.0, the killer will film your slashing and everyone will watch. 14. There has to be a familiarity, to keep people on the same page. 15. Don`t fuck with the original. 16. If you want to survive in a modern day killing spree, you pretty much have to be gay with no real ties to either the killer or the one who`s in the hot seat. 17. Never be alone. 18. Remember, it`s the new millenium...motives are bullshit. 19. There`s never a reason, refer to rule 19. A bullshit reason is all anyone needs to start killing. 20. Taunting the killer is a no-no, unless you have a plan to kill him. In that case, you better assemble the fuckin` Scooby Gang. 21. Watch the murders, remember how they happen because later on, if you find yourself in those situations, you have to fix it to be different and live. 22. If you have a boyfriend and he`s away from you when the murders happen. It wasn`t him, unless it was then in that case dump his ass. 23. Boys, same thing for you refer to rule 22.

24. The Killer will never be in the back seat anymore, that's obvious. Try on the hood.

25. Never fake your own death and laugh about it, why? He's watching.

26. As he says, "Family ties cut deep." Watch your family, closely unless they start asking about how to handle fame.

27. Pay VERY close attention to what the Killer says, they always drop clues.

28. Never lock anything, except the front door and back door.

29. Stay up to date on everything horror, characters and all.

30. Be aware of your surroundings, knowing your available ways to escape and make-shift weapons will help.

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